Jorg, March 2006
FATAL UNDERGROUND zine
GERMANY

1. Hail to the gorebabys into the forests of Belarus. What did your mother on your lunchpacket for school today
- Hei man!!! What a fucking questions!!! Young belarusian partisans are saying hello to you! Today our mom gave us purulent human brains to our small lunchpacket. She is crasy about grindcore.
2. Realy, how old are your guys? 12? 13?( I´m 35 , grey and wise!). Do your parents know what do after school?
- For the europian metal scene where mostly all musicians are old bonkers we are quite young. Just 78…In total. Guitarist – 18, bassist – 19, vocalist – 20, drummer –21.
3. You play musick in the vein of GUT, ROMPEPROP, BLOOD, CBT. Is it so difficult to hear respectable music in Belarus? This Gorecrap is the mainreason for bad manners.
- It’s hard to say that this kind of music (GUT, ROMPEPROP, BLOOD, CBT etc.) is popular in our country. But from the young age we found this rare shits with lots of difficulties and under the influence of this kind of music we became such gorebastards.
4. Your daddy must punched you a lot and your music is the reaction of it. Don´t you have problems with your anti-social behaviour ?
- No! Our Daddy didn’t punch us, because hi is crasy about grindcore too! And we don’t have any problems with our anti-social behaviour, because we are good guys. Our drummer is going to became a doctor, guitarist – an architector, bassist – a lawer, vocalist – an ecologist. We become the bloody maniacs only for the time of playing.
5. You had kidnapped a whole belarus childrens choir for your Cd. What do they sing about and was it difficult to hide all this little bastards. What´s about the food, did they had enough.
- Yes! We caught a couple dozens of these little bastards, got them together in the dark forest and made them sing old pioneer’s songs. It is an old pioneer’s song from USSR epoch about friendship and about the peace throughout the world.
6. What happend with them after the recordingsession?
- We gave a sweet to everybody and sent them back home.
7. This Cd is very short? But it´s a full one. This is a rip off or what? Hell, I hate short Cd´s! Why did you do that?
- To make you angry!!! It is short but you can listen it around many times.
8. You guys disgraced the german cultural assets. Whats about “ Schnappi”? How can a boy from Belarus fuck with our best cultural icon beside Schiller and Goethe!
- To make you angry once again, ha-ha! Oh, we are sorry, friend. We thought that the German best cultural icon is Ramshtein!
9. Who is the biggest motherfucker in tha hood, Scheburaschka, Mischka bear or Schnappi?
- Our favourite is Cheburaschka. He is the funniest motherfucker. He has the biggest ears.
10. In the early times you had play´d more crusty and punkstyled Grindcore. Now you deal with Gore. What´s happend?, not enough ideas for good music or to much bad taste for the wrong music?
- Oh, come on, Gore is the best kind of music. Soon all bands will understand this fact and will start playing goregrind. Grindcore to every family!!! Grind On! Stay SICK!!!
11. What´s the best thing in Gore. Lots of sticky blood and guts, wet stinky pussys or to be the nice boy from the neighbourhood with bad thoughs about the 7 years old daughter from the family in the next house?
- What are you speaking about? The best thing is true friendship, tender love, sweet kisses under the moon and honest work for your homeland!
12. I was very impressed as I saw the pictures from your Brutal ´o (r)gy tour with PARRICIDE and TOXIC BONKERS. There was so many dudes in the concerts. Overhere you need Bands like BOLT THROWER to fill a club. How is this possible, are you guys so hungry for Grindcore ?
- Actually, here in Belarus people are really hungry for everything connected with metal, not for grindcore only. So we don’t need bands like BOLT THROWER and CANNIBAL CORPSE to fill clubs. You just need to make a concert and you will have lots of dudes there.
13. Tell me about the dates and some sexual insider details! Who had the most stinky socks into the bus and how many pussys did you eat. Or was it a gayparty only?
- Ofcourse our socks were the most stinky! We hanged them in the bus around us when we wanted some quiet minutes for sleeping and everybody was afraid to come to our places.That works. You can try it yourself, if you want.
14. Tell me about the new tracks! More disgusting shit ?
- New tracks have more difficult and conceptual structure.They are… right, like they have to be. And ofcourse more brutal. Get ready for the new attack!
15. If I ask about the lyrics, would you say it´s about flowers, peace and love or what. Tell me the truth!
- What are you talking about!? Our lyrics are full of deep philosophic theorys. In our lyricks we are turning over in our minds to the sence of life, existence, destiny of humanity, the infinity and substance.
16. How strong is the communism in Belarus. Is Stalin still your Gorefather?
- Communism is still here. We have lots of posters with Lenin, Stalin and Marks hanging here and there on the streets.Crowds of pioneers are marching on the squares singing patriotic songs. Monument of Lenin are on every square in every city, red flags are hanging on our streets. You have heard the song of Ramshtein “Moscow”, haven’t you?
17. If no one wants to hear your shit after releasing this interview, what will you do?
- If it happens we will cut our hair bald, burn our instruments and go to monastery.
18. Ok, stay at home and poke with the finger in your nose! Say by by to your fans on planet Mars!
- Oh, it means that Germany is somewhere on the Mars?! I’m shocked! And you are a little green creature with big head and slanting eyes! Fuck! In that case say hallo to all Marsians from Germany and other countries. Listen to grindcore, buy our CDs, come to our concerts, visit our website www.stickoxydal.com. Grind on!!!